Much has been discussed on Tila Tequila’s mummeries that I had to see what the horror was all about. Well, I wouldn’t be surprised when a hundred or so pictures appeared when I have done a search. Sure enough it was Tila Tequila opening up what looked like a black evening jacket, and revealing nothing else but bra and panties. And here I thought the outer wear is what you strut for photos. In Tila Tequila’s case the underwear IS her evening attraction. Well it attracted more comments than expected but we are talking about Tila Tequila here, since when is too many comments ever hurtful?

Tila Tequila boobs were looking cosmetically strained against her bra. Are they real or are they fake? Everyone asked. C’mon people! One could see that they are fake. Dump Tila Tequila in a pool and her bags of silicon will certainly float. Celebrities from A-list to D-list do undergo some form augmentation, one way or the other. So Tila Tequila was just doing her male fans a favor by blowing on the air valves and increasing her cup size even more, she needs the attention very badly.

While I have nothing against fakies, I admit mine would need some cosmetic intervention, even for a celebrity or not, it’s best to go for boob size proportional to your body. Right now, I need my girls to be proportionally in the C department, but Tila Tequila’s fakies are so way out proportion to her petite, tight bod which she has the right to flaunt. Weren’t fakies designed to at least to mimic the realies? Or people have moved on to a whole new mantra, “the bigger the better” even for a Tila Tequila’s 4’11” frame? She is now a walking blow-up Asian doll for salivating males but they just look plain swollen to me. I cringe at the thought that she still has to wear bra but then I’ve heard boob jobs kills sensation. Didn’t Lady Gaga just use tapes and called it a day?

Tila Tequila started her “career” when she was discovered by a Playboy scout and has posed nude. If that’s the springboard for you to make a name in the biz I guess buying a 2 cups bigger chest is just a simple form of investment for the likes of Tila Tequila. She has stoked the fire of so many haters everywhere that somehow they are helping to generate more attention needed for a new album or a new show for Tila. She isn’t shy in self-promoting at all just like a certain Hilton but then again because she is Asian and she has bigger bras to fill, the hate meter will be rising. Tila Tequila is shameless but that’s what her fans love her for. She has to show as much breast as humanely as possible. You have to show as much as your Western wannabes, right, and as bigger as her Asian frame would allow, or as much as kaching could afford.

Her boobs are definitely fake but aren’t all celebrity boobs touched by science?